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500. Sleep
499. Stare at a jar of almonds
498. count the freckles on your friends
neck
497. Save Some Money on Car Insurance by Switching to Guico
496. make a quilt saying i hate the diva's
495.
99 bottles of beer on the wall
494. Build a scale replica of Big Ben out of Jujubees.
493. make a replica of the white
house and the golden gate bridge out of toothpicks and elmer's glue
492. Name your toes.
491. shave every hair on your
body
490. Read a good book, like Death of WCW
489. Discuss the possible riots that may ensue thanks to Diva Search 05
488.
Perform Magic Tricks to your friends
487. learn to yodel
486. Write a stand up comedy act
485. kick your tyres
484. Resight the Alphabet forwards then backwards
483. Try licking your elbows, it's really hard.
482. Make a Sandwich
481.
Compile a pointless list
480. Wonder whether or not you saw three of the girls in Playboy
479. balance your checkbook
478.
stitch an "E-C-Dub" sampler
477. Dream of having beastiality sex with Sharmell.
476. teach your grandmother to suck
eggs.
475. try to eat your own head.
474. Contemplate your navel.
473. contemplate your neighbor's navel
472.
cringe at how many divas will be employed by the end of the Search
471. write a letter to those nasty Islanders for what
they did to Matilda
470. Have a pizza-eating contest with yourself.
469. Ask a whole load of stoners what number you're
thinking of and count how many say "69"
468. play pac man
467. listen to stairway to heaven backwards and see if it
syncs up with "end of days
466. Sing a song of sixpence
465. Get a pocket full of rye
464. Help the King count his
money
463. rearrange your CD's in sexyness of singer order
462. become a minister online
461. watch one night stand
again
460. Watch old AWA matches for their knowledge of the "science" of wrestling.
459. Order GGW DVD's
458. post
in this topic
457. Sing the badger badger song
456. Repent
455. Watch a tape of hustle
454. Eat chicken
453.
Try to brew your own moonshine. Make sure you got plenty of jugs with XXX painted on the front.
452. Collect all of the
state quarters you can find
451. Watch your computer defragment
450. Grab the phone and vote for your favorite diva!
449.
Post sarcastic things on a message board
448. Conduct a poll about pirates and ninjas
447. Throw a sexy party!
446.
Start a petition for another ECW pay-per-view!
445. Call up my horny father and tell him to turn on Spike TV
444. Look
at the diva contestants and picture one of them wearing the Women's Championship to coincide with her Playboy issue.
443.
Light a candle for Molly.
442. Light a candle for Jazz.
441. Light a candle for the WWE Women's Division in general.
440.
Flip to Family Guy on TBS!
439. Put the TV on mute
438. Masturbate
437. Eat Bologna
436. Count how many walls
you have, 1, 2, 3, ...hey where is my wall?!?!
435. Do your best Mongo McMichael impression while the Diva skits air.
434.
Learn how to dance dirty like Patrick Swayze
433. Plot an ingenious plan to take over the GROBE with Arec Bardwin!
432.
Paint something and watch it dry
431. Take a piss
430. Take another piss
429. Pretend the whole thing never happend.
428.
sing afternoon delight
427. Do the electric slide. Its electric... boogie woogie woogie
426. ...yadda...yadda...yadda...
425.
Burp your tupperware.
424. watch cartoons
423. Masturbate (Damn someone already said that!)
422. Take up cooking.
421.
Come to terms with the ones you have done wrong including (your mom, dad, best friends, brothers, sisters, and most importantly
yourself aka your d**k....LOL!)
420. call up rvd and, ask him what time it is
419. Get a root canal
418. buy a little
chalkboard and scratch your nails against it
417. stick a hot poker where the sun don't shine
416. Pick up the guitar....
415.
Nickname your balls.
414. Turn on the History Channel.
413. Contemplete whether there is a god!
412. Try to get laid...
411.
Get Laid.
410. Say a prayer for Michael Jackson's wellbeing in jail...I won't be doing that but maybe someone will! (NONE
VOID now)
409: send wakko jakko's arse a get well card. (you know whats going to happen.) if he gets sent down (SEE ABOVE)
408:
write an angry email to vince for filling up time with diva search.
407: find a cricket or baseball bat (has to be wood)
and see how many times it takes to hit yourself in the head before the bat breaks.
406. Recite all fifty states twice.
405.
Watch your Chappel's Show/Family Guy/Simpson's/South Park DVDs.
404. Visit Amy Weber's official website to catch a falling
star.
403. Play Operation.
402. Groan when Mom asks to play.
401. Sleep with Lita
400. Go to the clinic
399.
Get Edge Fired
398. Get Hardy Fired from TNA, and rehired by the WWE!
397. Defecate in a woman's duffel bag and blame
it on Randy Orton.
396. Screw Bret.
395. Lose Your Smile
394. Ask HBK to lend you his
393. Download EWR and play
392.
Call your mom....
391. Make a TV pilot...
390. Watch the Diva Search in SAP. Everytime Lawler says "pequeno perros",
take a drink
389. Win the WCW World Title
388. Eat a pie with your butt
387. HAIL DON WEST!
386. Try guessing
which Harris twin is which.
385. Look through Christy's Playboy issue and start talking to her nipples.
384. recite
a random green day lyric
383. Look through Chyna's Playboy issue and try to find the parts that shouldn't be there.
382.
Watch the new porn, One night in london!
381. Then watch the porno sequel, "Hurricane Comin' Through"!
380. learn the
accordian
379. Hit on Jeff Garcia or tell friends Jeff Garcia is gay and get punched out by Carmella
378. conduct an
80's montage
377. Fight against Kevin Mcbride and decide in the sixth round to retire from boxing.
376. eat a pound
of raw bacon
375. Come up with 374 other things to do while watching the diva search.
374. Ask someone if they have
the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once. (#384- Green Day Lyric)
373. Dress as the opposite
sex.
372. Send a salami to a boy in the Army
371. Take a moment to remember those who forgot to wipe a boogie off of
their lapel, went outside during a snow storm and suffered a scratch on their eyelid when they went to wipe another boogie
away.
370. Throw random things at the ceiling and see if it sticks.
369. Eat Cheese.
368. Go to were ever the Raw
is when watching. Find Vince and kick him in the nuts for bringing this back.
367. Try out for the Minnesota Vikings
366.
Get cut..
365. throw a flower pot
364. Tryout for American Idol
363. Compile a list of your favorite types of pies
362.
look up some delightfull receipe's for, said pie's
361. wonder what molly is up too
360. not wonder or even care what,
gail is up too
359. Have anal sex with Lita{YES!}
358. Try to bend spoons with your psychic powers
357. Readjust
your lists to: 100 things to do during the Raw Diva Search contest.
356. Pretend to have a serious argument with an invisible
person
355. PRACTICE, Your skills of playing air guitar w/ a folding chair!
354. Try to break as many world records
as possible in 10 minutes
353. Hold your breath
352. Become a troll
351. What who was the Black Knight at Survivor
Series 1993 Was it Glen Jacobs or Jeff Gaylord?
350. Ruin the thread ^^^
349. Read a fanfic where Shemale Trish bangs
Stephanie McMahon and then lots of manures on her face.
348. Swear off the internet forever.
347. Watch some old school
ECW tapes.
346. Watch Flair vs. Steamboat
345. Try and find a cure for cancer
344. Forget how to sit down
343.
Throw yourself at the ground and miss.
342. Lose your smile.
341: count every body hair you have
340: count how many
times triple h says im the game, and while your at it how many times woo is said when ric flair comes out.
339: watch tna
338. Play Resident Evil 4
337. Play God of War
336. Watch the good parts of Daredevil a few times.
335. Prepare
for the apocalapse
334. Learn to tap dance
333. Make yourself a birthday cake (even if it's not your birthday)
332.
Practice your finite mathematics
331. make a puppet out of your house
330. Post a message on Wrestlecrap
329. Stalk
Sharmell.
328. Reply to a message on Wrestlecrap (to #330)
(329-228) 327. Fix the count on some 500 things to do list.
(Thanks for Trying)
326. Go find a job, but stop cause you're too damn lazy
325. Watch the Phillies take first place
324.
make a wrestling ring in your backyard out of nothing but cardboard
323. eat some oreo's
322. find all the change lying
around the house
321. Make a prank call under the name Isaac Yankem.
320. Learn how to fall off a 20 foot ladder!
319.
Read Chyna's book and Fabolous Moolah's book in one sitting.
318. Eat a WCW dipstick.
317. Bang your head on the table
so you kill yourself and no longer have to endure a world with the Raw Diva Search
316. Start a stamp collection
315.
Throws Darts at your mother
314. get put in jail on account of Throwing Darts at your mother
313. Do your best JR impression
for an entire day
312. Put your left foot in then put your left out, then shake it all about
311. Write a movie script
for Hulk Hogan then mail it to him
310: Find out if the Hooky Pokey is really what it is all about.
309: Sleep with
one eye open, gripping your pillow tight.
308. Pratice backflips on a trampoline
307. Create tiny parachutes out of
Kleenex tissues, and attach them with string to WWE action figures, then throw them down the stairs. Literally hours of fun.
306.
Read the entire bible and then point out to religious Zealots that what they preach isn't actually in the books.
305.
Go Outside and smell the roses
304. invite wayne brady to raw so he can choke a B****
303. buy a don west style shirt
302.
learn spanish and then use it to confuse germans
301. eat a big bowl of tomatoes and then puke
300. have a wrist off
while watching resident evil
299. contmeplate why Vince Mcmahon would ever bring this crap back again.
298. realize
that you are smarter than all of the divas involved in the search and feel happy about it(then again a retarted chimp would
be smarter than the divas in this contest)
297. Do a Spinarooni
296. Try to gain superpowers by playing in toxic waste
295.
Look at your hands as if you just killed someone (like in the movies)
294. Attempt to look as if you're dubbing over your
own voice, like in a ninja movie.
293. try and calculate how many Divas could fit in the trunk of your car.
292. Take
a fuzzy picture of bigfoot
291. Shave a bigfoot
290. Leap in surpirise, is not bigfoot, it's captain Lou
289. Dress
like Batman, and run around saying "I'm Batman"
288. Look for UFO's in the sky in your old photo collection
287. Play
dodgeball
286. Glue something to your body & go to the emergency room
285. See how far you can stretch your tongue
out of your mouth.
284. Shoot at you feet and see if it motivates you to dance.
283. Moo at random people.
282.Get
funky like a monkey
281. Check every dvd you have is in it's correct box (works better for those with a massive collection)
280.
Go to the pay windah if you wheeeeeel!
279. Organize your European Carry All (It's not a purse!)
278. Write a sequel
to 9 Months and send it to Hugh Grant.
277. Laugh at them
276. Make a list about what you could be doing while watching
the diva search
275. Diamond Cutter Random People
274. Tell them it's not a bad thing it's a good thing
273. Make
a heel turn on your friends
272. Tell them you did it for the people
271. Take home brain surgery classes on the internet.
270.
Go to the zoo and mock the chimpanzees.
269. Do a sketch like "Frankenstein Wastes One Minute of your Time" on Conan O'Brien
with a family member. Take the family member and show him/her the toilet.
268. Hit on a guy and swear you're not gay
267.
Do the Bartman
266. Find the Beserker and Party.
265. Take Kamala bowling.
264. See how many wagon wheels you can
put in your mouth
263. Not watch the diva search
262. Watch a 10 dvd set of HHH's best promo's(all of them according
to him)
261. Post a witty retort on Warrior's message board
260. Pray the Warrior doesn't respond
259.Challenge the
Warrior to a fight
258. Turn off the volume, dim the lights, spread out on the beach towel in front of the tv... awww yeah.
257.
Drink Simon Shakes.
256. Buy ad space on Christy's forehead.
255. Go to Hooters and see if you can get Carmella's autograph.
254.
Try to incinerate the divas by staring at them really, REALLY hard.
253. When you fail, head to wherever Raw is filming
with mass diva genocide on your mind and a nice toasty flamethrower in your hands.
252. Break the Masterlock
251. Staple
your forehead as it would be less painfull (I should know)
250. Learn a dead language - like Latin.
249. Learn a pretend
language - like Klingon.
248. Make up your own language combining the two.
247. Write letters to the creative team in
your new language.
246: Go on a mission to find and see what Kato is doing these days.
245: Have 1,000 pizza sent to
Vince McMahons office at Titian Towers.
244: write a book that tranlates everything Davari says.
243: Go in a trip
to find your favorite Celb. and try and hang out with him or her all day.
242. Write a book filled with the greatest catch
phrases of Pete Gas.
241. See the idiot walk.
240. Come up with a new euphamism for semen.
239. Matt Damon
238.
do a spitting contest with your friends
237. fart on your girlfriend
236. play punishment poker with your friends (biggest
punishment: watch the HHH promo!)
235. Cut a shoot promo on the next person that walks by your house.
234. Play a game
of Rock, Paper, Scissors with your self.
233. Try out your new Snakeburger recipe.
232. Make a mental note that for
next year's Diva Search, the list will be 300 instead of 500.
231. Spank it during Maria's interview segments.
230.
Find out if edible wax really is edible
229. Learn to love HHH Promo's
228. Kill Joker for the above message
227.
Go back and watch Diva Search 2004
226. Search your sofa for loose change
225. Dream about Ed Leslie
224. Get ready
to rumble
223. Rumble
222. Just imagine what it would be like if Mordecai was at a bar mitzvah
221. Watch ready to
rumble
220. Dive off of your roof onto a table filled with glass tubes.
219. DO TRY this at home.
218. FInd out if
the saying, 'where theres muck theres brass' is actually true.
217. Read all of these posts
216. Post Bob Saget (whore?)
215.
Post Bob Saget more
214. Fall off a cliff and still have time to jitterbug at the local box social.
213. Tan yourself
in an oven with honey smeared all over.
212. Read Scott Keith's books and send him a shoot email.
211. During an important
family dinner, break kayfabe and leave for refusing to pass the mashed potatoes.
210. find a girlfriend
209. get married
208.
get a divorce
207. find out diva search 2005 is still on
206. Pray to God that the Third Diva Search will be better.
205.
Pray there isn't going to be a 3rd diva search
204. Pinch yourself to make sure its not a nightmare
203. OW
202.
Crap,I'm still awake
201. "I Wonder whats on the food channel?"
200. Hope they decide to have a Kat moment
199. Build
a nuclear fallout shelter
198. Duck and cover
197. try too eat, 199 hot wing's
196. try too eat , 198 chalupa's
195.
drink 197 galon's of pepto bismal
194. Count the number of buttons on the remote control
193. Make a cushion fort
192.
Eat a sandwich.
191. Chant . . . . Tomko, Tomko, Tomko
190. Read the complete works of Stephen King
189. Read the
complete works of H.P. Lovecraft
188. Read the complete works of Chyna
187. Decide which is creepiest.
186.Wait for
The Warrior's philosophy book
185. Start smoking just to piss off those "Truth" ad sponsors.
184. If you already smoke,
upgrade to crack.
183. No sell a kick to my uter-I mean nuts
182. Feed the poor...
181. .....to the lions, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
180.
Blink
179. Join Manowar in fighting the world for the right to play heavy metal.
178. Get out of my dreams
177. Get
into my car
176. Try to touch your eyeballs
175. Go to the hospitol for the burns...oh wait
174. Try to perform a
"back-leg front kick"
173. Go out side and count the blades of grass in the front yard.
172. Go to Kinko's and make
500 copies of your ass and hang them all over town.
171. Get a can of frozen concentrated orange juice and stare at it
because it says "concentrate."
170. Hide in the closet and jump out next time somebody walks by.
169. Wish that this
list was over
168. Perform an exorcism
167. Party Hard
166. Wonder if there really is a Matrix
165. Skydive
164.
Appear on a Reality Tv Show
163. Goto a Karaoke bar
162. Call a random number and start a conversation
161. Train
a Monkey to do house work
160. Feed you Dog or cat (if you don't own an animal feed yourself)
159.Watch old AWA tapes
158.
Build a robot and make it fight on robot wars
157. Go meet someone and tell them this is thier fault
156. Go see The
Longest Yard now playing in theatres
155. Debate whether getting your hand sawed off with a rusty butter knife is really
worse than watching this year's diva search
154. Put a squirel down your pants
153. challenge someone to a fight but
while running to them tear your quad nash style.
152. push a women's stroller into the street and say"that wasnt my fault"
151.
put your friends in the masterlock
150. Challenge someone to a monster truck fight on top of an arena
149. Act like
everything is just fine and dandy
148. Guess which one has the biggest case of herpes
147. Pray for the return of B.B.
because we need a registered EMT who can also double as a dairy farm
146. Flick the light switch off and on rapidly
145.
Play Triple H's theme song on a kazoo
144. Attempt to bungee jump using one of your optic nerves.
143. Go to www.happytreefriends.com to find out what the hell I mean by that. (NOT AN OUTWAR LINK!!!)
142. Hunt down and KILL everyone who has ever sent you
an outwar link.
141. Claim to have found an image of Jesus in a jar of mustard.
140. Walk past a church playing a Diecide
album.
139. Walk THROUGH a church playing a Diecide album.
138. Book a match between Paul London and thelesserevil
137.
Go to a Star Wars Convention, find Billy Dee Williams, and shout "Man thats some good Colt 45"
136. Live the dream and
form the Schizophrenic Wrestling Association
135. Learn the wisdom of Limpin ainīt easy
134. Shrimpin isnīt easy either
133.
same goes with chimpin
132. Imagine what life would be like if the Three Stooges actually had quality health care back
in the 40s. They would still be around today I bet.
131. Download some porn
130: Go and find a video comp. of Raab Himself
129:
Watch that comp.
128: Go to the libary and walk to the middle and yell "Aflack" Then leave.
127: Start a topic and
get into a huge arguement about how yuou think The Giant Gonzules was the greatest wrestler ever.
126. Call people in the
phone book with the same names as wrestling celebrities and tell them how big a fan you are. (Go ahead and see how many Jim
Ross' are in YOUR area.)
125. Recall who won the "Miss NWO" pageant...
124. Discuss the intracate details of the Flux
Capacitor with your TV.
123. Hook Ahmed Johnson up with Michael Jackson's lawyers.
122. Two words: Laser Tag.
121.
Two more words: Lawn Darts
120.Two other words:Field Basketball
119. 2 other word's.... SOMETHING ELSE
118: 2 words
MATT FREAKING HARDY!!
117. Correct ISFG, telling him that it is actually 3 words.
116. Hide from his fury
115: Take
a prozac to calm down
114. slowly take a sip of youre drink and, wait for the camera too be on you then, do edges super
fake spit take
113. Realize that you have read 16 pages of suggestions and still the search hasn't ended.
112. Start
a religion based on Dwane Gill
111. Clean your rifle
110. Accept the fact that Vince's walk is the walk that every
one should do
109. Watch all of the episodes of Starwars then write a thesis on the continuity errors then teach a six
year old how to be a Jedi based on your thesis
108. Become a Sith lord and kill the six year old taught above
107.
Construct a bust of Hacksaw Jim Duggan
106. Smash things with your bust of Jim Duggan while yelling HOOOO!
105. Write
Jeff Jarret a love letter
104. Reject Jeff Jarret's reply
103. Bury yourself in cement
102. GIve yourself a charlie
horse
101. Try to find out the true meaning of every chemical put in diet soda
100. Appologise if this becomes out of
synch with the rest of the list above
99. Realize that Duane Gill and The Rock have the same first name, and consider all
their similarities.
98. Ponder the eternal question.... is it Paul E or Pauly? After all, no one really called him Paul
E Heyman.... and he dropped the "Dangerously" moniker years ago!
97. Spray Paint your neighbors Cat.
96. Worship Jebus.
95. Become a Kindagarden teacher and teach everything in the Warrior language.
94. Talk like Foghorn Leghorn to anybody
you see.
93. Make a sandwich using everything in your fridge.
92. Try to cook a fish in your dishwasher.
91. Fart
in an elevator.
90. Petition Hollywood to have HHH star in every movie they make.
89. Have a 1989 themed party.
88.
Have a 1888 themed party.
87. Die just a little
86. have a 69 with a blow up ron jeremy
85. Shopping SPREEEEE!!!
84.
Listen to all of AC/DC's albums
83. Memorize the lyrics to all of AC/DC's songs
82. Organize an AC/DC party
81. Realize
that you have no life
80. Chop down a tree using your face.
79. shave your leg until the skin comes off, a la Cabin
Fever.
78. Ring a random person up and ask for a rare name (Fauntleroy is a good example). If they say you have the wrong
number, get angry at them and accuse them of Virgin Discrimination.
77. Worship God for a while.
76. Worship Allah for
a while.
75. Rub a Buddha's belly.
74. Pretend that you follow the Hare Krishnas.
73. Blame Microsoft for all of
the world's problems.
72. Eat Pringles
71. Look at your clock/watch
70. Entertain yourself by clapping
69. Play
No Mercy for the N64
68. Play SvR
67. Don't play WM21 for the XBOX
66. Dress up early for Halloween
65. Wash your
hands
64. Wait for the Commercial
63. Jump up and down with happiness...when the Commercial comes on
62. Chant for
*insert random wrestler's name*
61. Read "Death of WCW" and go hmmm....I see....
60. Chant down from 60
59. 59...
58.
58...
57. 57...
56. *piped in Chants* GOLDBERD GOLDBERG
55: take a shower next to jbl.
54: laugh like hell after
swapping his shampoo for really strong acid.
53: dry off, get dressed
52: walk away before the cops turn up.
51.
Fight for your right to party
50. Tongue kiss yourself in a mirror
49. mention a random poster
48. EasyCompany
47.
wonder what whoppi goldberg looks like naked
46. TYPE IN ALL CAPS
45. tYpE lIkE tHiS
44. wonder what midian's been
up to lately
43. create a wrestling federation
42. wonder if whoppi goldberg is related to bill goldberg
41. crack
corn
40. don't care
39: start a 500 things to do while the diva search is on list, but with blackjack and hookers.
38:forget
the 500 things to do while the diva search is on list, but keep the blackjack and hookers.
37. Fill your pants with sand
36.
Lick your grandpa's cheek
35. Give your grandma a Dirty Sanchez
34. be serious for a moment. (cheers lenny)
33. Stick
your pecker in a toaster.
32. Flush a canned ham down the toilet.
31. Try to change your DNA by sitting on a microwave.
30.
Hang Christmas decorations.
29. Kill Orton's push
28. Bury the roster
27. Hold back the Cruiserweights
26: take
a leak on an electric fence.
25. Learn Kung-Fu
24. Hustle
23. Grab a bat, spin your body while placing your head
around the barrel of the bat real fast for about twenty loops. Then try to start peeing standing up.
22. Separate Tommy
Dreamer's shoulder
21. Recall your favorite XFL memories.
20. Recall your favorite WBF memories.
19. Whittle a replica
of the Lusitania.
18. Break Sabu's neck. (come on, everybody's doin' these days)
17. Grow a mustache.
16. Dye it
blonde.
15. Paint on the beard part.
14. Wonder if wrestlers in japan have the same kinds of situlations as we do with
the Matt, Lita, and Edge triangle.
13. Start a bring back Booker Wee petition.
12. Wonder if Linda McMahon is a Robot.
11. Wonder what the WWE did with Pierre the Deer head.
10. When the diva search starts on tv start yelling "Well, HERE
COMES THE PAIN!"
9. Initiate the top ten of the 500 Things to do while watching the Diva Search list.
8. Masturbate
for the 60th time
7. Apply ice to your sore region
6. Bake a 7 layer cake.
5. Write an entry about Sean Waltman.
4.
Begin the Thunderbirds countdown.
3. Watch Battlefield Earth
2. Come out of the closet and admit to the world you're
a Snitskyholic
1.Cry like a baby about what offended you this week
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